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"Does any of this matter?

See that guy over there by the fax machine?  Take a good look. He's never gonna make partner.

Let me guess, because he threw a lousy rookie dinner?

No.  Because he doesn't get it.

Get what?

He doesn't get that doing hard work isn't the whole job.  Part of getting it is that things like the dinner actually matter even when you don't think they do.  But you were giving me shit this morning because I come and go when I want to. 

You know why I can do that? 

Because when I got here I dominated.  They thought I worked a 1000 hours a day.  Now, no matter what time I get in, nobody questions my ability to get the job done.

Get it through your head.  First impressions last.  You start behind the 8-ball, you'll never get in front."     ― Aaron Korsh

"See that noob over there?  He's never gonna make 6K."  ― Pure Energy

If I could have just one more life, I could do better than 5552 with 40 lives.

"There is no luck, only readiness to seize an opportunity."     ― David Fury

December 21, 2012

Here we are, December 21, 2012, and the end of days has finally come upon us as just like the Mayans predicted it would should Nonoba never fix Starland and the chat rooms.  Yes, Starland and the chat rooms have still not been fixed since November 23, 2011.  Don't bother fixing them now with the end of the world possibly looking like this. 

I'll be seeing all you loyal Starlanders in the afterlife playing to 6k and beyond.  As for those not loyal to Starland, please enjoy pushing the pointless button to refresh your screen hoping for Nonoba to fix the chat rooms in hell with an orange by your side you'd like to squeeze.

December 20

One day of playing Starland before the end of the world would be nice.  Come on Nonoba...give us hope and post an official message in our inboxes, our personal email accounts, on your main page, on the latest news page or even on my favorite minesweeper creator's profile page telling us that the chat rooms and multi-player games will be working by December 20, 2012.  Come on Nonoba!  It's so simple, even a caveman can do it... but I guess that noob over there can't.... ahhh, now it's beginning to make sense.

March 16

The Five Year Anniversary of Nonoba is fast approaching or has passed:

2012 January 19 - domain services lookup:  2007-01-19 15:04:37 UTC  --- demonic780 

2012 April 9 --- Chris becomes a member for 60 months 

Will Nonoba change its ways and keep us informed through our inboxes or personal email addresses (if voluntarily given)? 

Will the best thing to happen to Nonoba since slice bread be fixed, that is, will the multi-player games and a chat room of any kind be restored?

Whatever.  I'm sure Nonoba will remember it's Five Year Anniversary... it just may not be a fond memory like everyone's 5th birthday usually is.

March 2

The 100th Day Anniversary of the Great 2011 Thanksgiving Outage.  What does Nonoba have planned for such a wondrous moment? --- Lol, the 100th Day Anniversary went off without a hitch... meaning nothing changed or was fixed.

February 29

The Great 2011 Thanksgiving Outage (November 23, 2011 - ?)

keeps lingering on and on past its three month anniversary!

January 22-23

Joe the plumber gets distracted talking to a co-worker for a few hours a day

2012 - Happy New Year!

Joe the plumber gets back to work fixing Nonoba

December 24 - December 31

Joe the plumber gets distracted from his duties a few hours a day

November 23, 2011

Joe the plumber shows up to his first day on the job at Nonoba 

and thus begins the Great 2011 Thanksgiving Outage

(no access to multi-player games and chat rooms)

October

Donut Run's for researching 5794

Upcoming Donut Runs:

North - South - West - East

September

The button is pushed and the 5596 maze walks all over the 5575 method

August

The button is pushed and 5k is achieved

July

The button is pushed and the guest becomes Pure Energy

June

A button is pushed and a guest discovers Starland from that noob over there pretending to be CinaRoll